We will honor your privacy. Well, not really the promise kinda guy, but we will try real hard. We don't keep any credit cards on file or anything, we don't even keep your name. We might ask for your email, but we won't give it to anyone or sell it to anyone. We hate getting the phone calls at night to see if we want to buy a subscription to the newspaper too, so no worries, your stuff is secret with us. Unless of course they offer us payment in GreyGoose, but that hasn't happened yet.

We do solemnly swear to tell the whole truth .. Our point being that we won't tell anyone your stuff unless Johnny Law calls us in to. We will only confess that you did in fact come to our site but we cannot testify to what you did here and if it is a story worth telling then wasn't it worth it anyway and, well, does someone smell mothballs? I really smell mothballs!

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